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Empire Records

My absolute fave movie ever, one you can watch over and over in a row. the people you want to work with and the place you want to work at. If you haven't seen it you are seriously missing out.

Lucas:I think it'll be alright, Joe.
Joe:What makes you think that?
Lucas:Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear!

by Luli May 4, 2005

38👍 9👎


cat empire

Awesome fecking band from oz... mixture of everything, ska, swing, funk, soul... Nothing to do with EMO and even the thought of an emo kid enjoying music on such a level other than that of "look at me, dont i look good when i put on this 'i think i should cut myself face'" makes me want to burn all emo loving ppls on one big pyre...

The empire though, are in the business for the music, pulling out awesome songs with lyrics that hit home and music that makes you want to move your feet, jump about, smoke up, chill out... i recommend them for anyone intrested in music not appreciated by the main stream...

Two Shoes:
And my ears are wearing head phones
that do play my favourite songs
not music i’m told to like
but the songs that make me dance along

The Chariot:
Our weapons were our instruments
Made from timber and steel
We never yielded to conformity
But stood like kings

One Four Five:
Listen doctor I have pain
that grows inside myself
shelf me please
I just can’t ease the pain
I need some drugs to help
ah pollution fills my lungs
and convolution fills my mind
ah my legs do ache
I contemplate
that living’s less than fine
my spine does tingle
when I think of being
freed from this curse
but what is worse I feel
life is a bubble
blown until it’s burst
oh doctor I am desperate
to get rid of this feeling
oh doctor I am desperate
for some good soul healing
In a chariot that's riding on a record wheel

Emo: My girlfirends dumped me for the 26th time this week... Shes ripped my heart out and left it in little pieces, which shes thrown to the wind... Arn't i so poetic in a deathly way?

BOB: You need some one four five my friend...

Emo kid: What the f**k is that?

BOB: some advice from the cat empire to get your arse up off the floor and that letter opener out of your hand...

Emo Kid: Who the f**k are they? did you not hear me!?! im gonna take my life! this world is so hard when you look as bad as me... even though there's millions of us, we're all still origional, and ppl just cant deal with that you know? so im just gonna have to end my life in a pool of my own blood!

BOB: Cool, let me help you get that letter opener inside your head...

by guinness87 December 11, 2006

45👍 12👎


evil empire

microsoft

i work for the evil empire.

by yellowdevil August 21, 2003

98👍 29👎


Malazian Empire

The most Stronkest and Chad Empire ever seen, in the process of fighting Abu Ibrahbeem and Abu Gaynon. Malaz AlTabbaa is the Emperor, the based Chadpilled man. 670 followers and growing on IG, and an army of supporters ready to conquer Murtadeen and Ibrabeem

Wow dude, did you hear about the Malazian Empire” , “Oh yeah I did, Malazian Empire is so Based and Redpilled, I love Malaz”.

by Johncl27 November 13, 2020


Empire Today

An empire today is the process of getting the ground to shake by dropping carpet

Carpet Installer: Ok lets empire today this ground.

by InterstateDriver January 26, 2019


Empirical evidence

Observations and measurements

I don't know how to use empirical evidence in a sentence

by I'm a unicorn04 August 27, 2017


Dutch Empire

The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire

bob: I like dutch empire
max: ok

by samuel1234a August 13, 2021