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A spanish golfer who will never win a major championship because of his massive choke factor with the putter. when he loses a tournament like the 07 british open, he blames it on a higher power by saying "i lost because i was playing against more than just the field". he is also imfamous for spitting in the cup after pulling his ball out of the hole (because of a bad score). and when he was confronted by a commentator interviewing him after the round he didnt even acknowledge the question.
the famous "fistpump" they show of him after winning the players championship was right after he missed a 2 foot putt. luckily he had 2 putts to win, otherwise it would've been another choke. after he made his 5 inch putt he celebrated more than tiger did after sinking his birdie putt on 18 to force a playoff with rocco mediate in the 08 us open.
he also complained (in an interview) about his anger towards the media for always focusing on tiger woods and not him. get a clue sergio, he will be remembered as the greatest athlete ever and you wont be remembered at all.. on the rare occation that tiger does lose he doesn't blame God for it. he mans up and shakes his opponents hand (without spitting in it first).
Matt: "dude, did you hear sergio garcia left spit in the cup for tiger to touch?"
Garrett: "yea, but tiger left cum in sergio's throat in the locker room before the tournament, so it's even"
matt: "that explains why he chokes alot, i guess he might have just been spitting tigers cum out of his mouth"
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It is when a male or female shave their pubic hair and braid it into a rope. They tie one end of the rope to a dildo covered in shit they then swallow the shit covered dildo while holding onto one side of the rope. Right before they shit the dildo out they pull it back up through there ass up there intestines and out their mouth.
Jimenez Garcia is similar to a Really deep throat, often yet inccorectly spelled Gimenez Garcia, Pubic rope
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The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever have. The one person that can brighten up anyones day. The one person who you can rely on for anything. The one person that will never hurt you. The one that will never let you down.
The one person i will marry. I love you baby, youre the best thing that ever happened to me. Im never gonna hurt you. Its you and me against the world always and foieva baby.
Cousin: How are you and Joana Garcia?
Pancha: We are amazing.
Cousin: Really? :D
Pancha: He'll yeah Ima marry that girl!
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A madass spanish footballer
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
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This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.
My daddy Michael Garcia.
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durring fellatio, while the man is cumming, he slaps the girl in the face with a pie
I used a tastykake for a meringue garcia
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she's that girl who is very pretty and nice but on the other side in her real life she is down,depressed,sad,and lonely
she tens to not forgive those who make mistakes she's mean and she can be lovely if you are to her she is a Texan she is country and a little bougie she loves juice wrld and certainly loves country music.
hey that's Hailey Garcia she loves country
i tried to apologize to hailey garcia but she wouldnt forgive me