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jfk

Jesus fucking Christ!

jfk j00 is such a n00b

by Claven March 15, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


JFK

This is when someone is AFK so long it is assumed they are a dead president.

no one responding on IRC!

dats alright they prolly just JFK

by Shagmelon April 17, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


JFK

overrated because he was shot was a racist often broght hookers to the white house S.S. did not react because they hated him and wanted him to die to lots of narcodics made deals with the mob i still dont understand why he is liked also a racist if you did not know all of this is true look it up

- \"hey whos that over rated corrupt president\"
- \"i belive you mean JFK\"
- \"yes thats who i meant\"

by killanater April 27, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


JFK

An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.

Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses

by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


JFK

The act of pulling out of your partner before cumming while doing them doggy-style and then hitting him or her in the back of the head with your jizz.

Randy and I were having sex last night and he came so hard he JFK'ed me when he pulled out.

by Arcadia Fallon October 18, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


JFK

N. or V. A term coined by popular Australian YouTube group "The Underdogs" to describe a random bullet esp in Mario Kart. (Also said as John F Kennedy)

Zach did a JFK to Jackson and Jackson fell in the water

by TerminatorMKII October 21, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


JFK

To take a daily, twenty minute nap.

I need to catch you after my JFK.
Where are you going? Duh, to JFK.
Improve your health when you JFK.
Chill, take your JFK.
Say word, JFKit

by kpeedy March 25, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž