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A nasty, cum guzzling whore who is only "famous" for a shitty sex tape and flashing her hairy vagina to the world.
Damn that bitch is such a whore she needs to get the Paris Hilton House of Wax treatment.
Or, I dont care how skinny Nicole Richie is, she can still beat the hell out of skanky mc skank Paris anyday!
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There are two kinds of Paris Hiltons.
One looks vacant but it has had lots of people stay for a short while inside. There is probably some guy waiting outside to welcome people in, and you might hear the sounds of chatter coming from inside but it doesn't make any sense. It was only after people realized that it had a famous name, together with a half-assed reconstruction job on its outside that it began to be noticed. But mostly it is known because it welcomes anybody through its main entrance, and if you know the way around you can also get in through the back door.
The other one is a hotel in France.
I stayed in Paris Hilton one night but the whole place stank.
Poor you. Why not choose the hotel in France?
No, it's not a hotel. It's a flop house. And where's France?
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To assume that you have special privileges without having a good reason for it.
(Bob pulls into the parking lot and gets the space right in front of the entrance)
Alice: You can't park there! I park in that spot everyday so you have to move your car.
Bob: As if! You can't just Paris-Hilton the parking spot! I'm going to leave my car right where it is.
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1. A high school drop out with a room temperature IQ who inherited a large fortune. She is primarily known for her amateur porn publicity stunt, pretending to be a model, and lip-syncing music which she had no creative connection to.
2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
1. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on children because she espouses the philosophy that fame is more desirable than talent, intellect, or moral integrity.
2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
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A greasy face ass female who was trying to fuck Chris Brown and cause Rihanna to get shitty and slap the shit outta Chris in return caused him to unleash one of the worst ass wuppings ever experienced
Paris Hilton: Hey Chris you wanna fuck tonight
Rihanna: Ehh whu deh fuhc es dehs behtch...Slaaaaap...Rihanna slapping the shit outta Chris
Chris: Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you....SLAP,POW,KA BOOM, BANG & Foot up the ass
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75 pounds of shit and booze in a 25 pound sack.
Guy#1 "Dude, what are you gonna do with all that shit?"
Guy#2 "WTF do you think Im gonna do with it? Im going to pour it into my paris hilton!"
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Another word for USELESS
Joe: Wow, that meeting was useless.
Scott: Yeah, just like Paris Hilton
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