The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.
Professor Meowingtons is creeping around the house...
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One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.
They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".
When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.
Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!
a king, according to ted spanoffski
(played by robert manion)
person 1: who's your favourite character from tgwdlm?
person 2: definitely professor hidgens!
A character of the Hatchetfield universe, making his first appearance in Starkid's 2018 "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". As of 2021 he has also made appearances in episodes 1 and 2 of Nightmare Time and is mentioned briefly in Black Friday. He is played by Robert Manion
person 1: mannnn, that professor hidgens tho
person 2: fucking pardon?
A man who...
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"
A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.
Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.
Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "