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Asshole Guy: I got a jeff smoker from this stupid chick in the closet a few days ago, it was great!
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The unwritten social understanding between smokers that when one smoker is without cigarette, another smoker shall provide one free cigarette with no questions asked and no guilt trip enforced on the individual who is without cigarette.
South African guy at a phone booth in Picadilly Circus to random gentleman walking down the street: "Can I bum a fag?".
Guy walking down the street: "No, man."
Guy at a phone booth: "Ay... ay, man! Smoker's Creed!! (What about) Smoker's Creed?!".
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The situation where any given smoker is driving while smoking, during a down pour of rain. The smoker is faced with the choice of either getting rained on or rolling up the window and suffocating themselves.
Ole Sharon was needing her nicotine dose when she was incoherently faced with the "Smoker's Dilemma". She rolled her window up to avoid ruining her mullet perm and later suffocated in the car.
The act in which Baby Rays barbecue sauce is smothered on an individuals butt during sex. Upon completion of slathering, the person covered with Baby Rays barbecue sauce will light up and smoke a cigarette while the other individual licks the Baby Rays barbecue sauce off of their butt.
At the grocery store, Duke picked up a bottle of Baby Rays barbecue sauce in preparation for doing the backyard smoker later that night.
a cough developed because of smoking
person a-*cough cough cough*
person b- i told you get off that stuff, that's that smoker's cough
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loose Jamaican slang term meaning someone who is frequently and annoyingly over-partial to recieving and not giving with respect to either weed or any smoking accessories i.e. rizla, and yet has the gall to ask again and again and again whilst talking a 'good game'.
som' a' joker smoker
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A homosexual; a guy who gives head to other guys.
Watch out for Phil, he's a real dick smoker.
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