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When a man takes shallow thrusts during sex until the woman is near climax. He then pushes his penis all the way in as hard as he can and holds it there; often causing the woman to scream from the shock.
So I gave her the spear man and she cried out, "OH! YOU'RE SO DEEP!"
A singer that asks people to hit her
Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...
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Lewis Spears is an Internet comedian, also hosting a podcast with fellow comedian Luke Kidgell called Luke and Lewis and currently hosts a radio show on Hit Network on Sundays. Lewis is known for his stand up specials of Death Threats Don't Scare Me being the biggest independent stand up show ever made in Australia and his current comedy special being No Slide Season.
Lewis profoundly uses the cunt is his own N-Word and is basically trademark for his brand by using "Gday Cunts" for his intro in his youtube videos. Fans are concerned that if this man grows any taller, he might reach the peak, alpha male status.
Sound off below if you think Lewis Spears is a mad cunt
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1. A person lacking effectiveness, such as taking a portion of dill pickle into battle in place of a weapon, or
2.A term of derision referencing a male, purportedly of small or flaccid penis, or lacking sexual prowess or experience.
Nice work, Dill Spear, did you actually think your pinto was going to smoke that camaro?
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Spear goblin is a phrase you use to answer a question in which you have no say or opinion in.
"What are your thoughts on the political outreaches some governors are making?"
"Spear Goblin"
A spear that is so badass it's dipped in lava, and when thrown seeks out the target like some kind of missile.
"He would have gotten away, if I had not thrown my magma spear."
A drinking game originating in Gloucester Ontario. The premise is to tape a can of beer to one's hand and consume. Then tape another atop it and consume that one. This continues until a huge spear like weapon is fashioned out of cans and the participants fight eachother.
Optional: make shields out of boxes!
Beer spears is the best form of intoxicated fighting!
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