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After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.
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when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted
We had swedish toboggan time trials last night
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
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Essentially same as the handjob.
My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.
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A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.
“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”
The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.
You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.
A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
A relationship breakup, common in Sweden, where one partner neglects to inform the other of the new relationship status. Apparently due to the Swedes' cultural aversion to conflict.
Sven had broken up with Anna, only she didn't know yet - it was totally a Swedish breakup.