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##needs a therapists

##needs a therapists

by Annonymous122121212 October 5, 2018


therapist daddy

a functional term to describe a thoughtful, caring, good listener who is male identifying and also sexually appealing

"Did you see Dr. Y today in his sweater vest? He's such a #therapistdaddy"

"Joe is a total therapist daddy, he's ACTUALLY listens to me when I talk about my day...but that makes me want to suck his dick!"

by katie2313 May 19, 2021


Sticky Therapist

When you cum on your sex partner and then message them with it, instead of using a lubricant or moisturizer

Dude I gave my girl a sticky therapist this morning.

by Jesse Dick October 8, 2008


Sports Therapist

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.

I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.

by growler666 March 6, 2011

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Joe therapist

Its where you threaten the freshman with anal and go as far as to buy condoms and break into their room in the middle of the night.

that guy is such a Joe therapist, he covered Greg in gel while he slept.

by Andrew therapist June 20, 2008

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Marlene the therapist

Bhad bitch, the bestest friend you could ever have. She helps you out when you have mental breakdowns and bullied you hardcore, but it’s all love. She also has almost the same exact life as you do, like a whole ass creep πŸ™„ and she has a very loving boyfriend who she will marry and have kids withπŸ₯Ί

Marlene the therapist is a bitch ass fucking hoe... but I love her

by bhadbitch23 April 16, 2020

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beauty therapist

Something girls become when they fail at life. Generally they will not be beautiful themselves nor will their paying victims be, once they have covered them in fake tan, half a tub of mac concealer and some eyelashes that look like they belong on a horse.

Boy: So what do you do for a living
Girl: I'm a beauty therapist
Boy: That's not a real thing. Next.

by Xipe Totec April 7, 2016

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