Random
Source Code

Credit Union

A non-profit, member owned financial institution. Unlike banks, Credit Unions are not out to rip off their customers with a fee for every little thing they do.

Credit Unions usually have better rates on loans, savings accounts and CDs.

Greedy banks are out to squeeze every dime out they can from their customers and make obscene profits. They think Credit Unions have an unfair advantage because of their non-profit tax-exempt status. If banks were not so greedy and corrupt and treated their cutomers right, they would not need to fear competition!

After putting up with years of abuse from my bank, I switched to the local Community Credit Union. Now I have free checking, free atm card and a lot less hassle!

by Charles_U_Farley September 11, 2010

824๐Ÿ‘ 175๐Ÿ‘Ž


state of the union

insider speech given by the U.S. president every January outlining the plans of the nation for the upcoming year; the president always opens the speech with the sentence "The state of the union is strong" and 95% of the stuff he says in the never gets done

The state of the union is strong

by i'm smarter than smart April 16, 2006

72๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


teachers union

A group of corrupt retired teachers that leverage politics to strong arm parents and board of education people to get their unreasonable demands. They protect ineffective teachers that have not even tried to do their jobs since they got tenure. The Teachers Union is basically the mafia, they are so corrupt.

That school janitor touched kids and posted it on Tik Tok, but the Teachers Union is trying to get him a raise.

by FunTimeGuy001 September 9, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Union Jake

(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.

I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.

by PhoenixRising January 23, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soviet Union

communism

Communism

In the Soviet Union

by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020

47๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Union Square

A public place in New York City, where scene kids hang out. Particularly left with nothing to do, but get high, get drunk, make out and "do it up". A majority of people who chill at here are from the ages of 14-23. Once deemeed too old they are ejected or leave before they are seen as a pedophile.

Also a breeding ground for scumbags like Tropical Justin.

Scene Boy: "Yo, I heard Tropical J, got a handjob from this ugly scene girl"
Scene Girl: "Wow, thats amazing. I love man sluts with housing issues and big plugs."
Scene Kid: Word. Doing it up! Let's get drunk! I love Union Square!

by FckSceneKids November 14, 2007

120๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Philadelphia Union

A Major League Soccer club based in Chester, PA (close to Philadelphia.) Started in 2010, the Union have earned a reputation of loud fans, with the largest supporters group being the Sons of Ben (SoBs.) They had the best uniforms until management slapped a bimbo sticker on the front. The Union play on the Delaware River Waterfront in the shadow of the Commodore Barry Bridge. Doop.

Union Fan: Hey lets crush the energy drinks this weekend!
New York Fan: you can't match our washed up brand names.
Union Fan: We will doop on you sell-outs. Philadelphia Union til I die!

by Letouxlegit April 11, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž