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One of the sweetest Ska bands to ever walk the Earth. "the Happy Accidents" is spelled exactly as you see it. The "t" is lowercase, the "the" always there, and the music is always rockin'! They've released a "Midget Cd" entitled "Get Out of the Cart".
"Those guys from the Happy Accidents sure know how to make male nudity cool!"
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Something that occurs in an extreme state of innebriation. Making out with your girlfriends sister or best friend or dog is a great example.
Aw, I'm sorry baby, I know she's your best friend, it was just a drunk accident.
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"Work accident" is the term used by Palestinian terrorists to refer to an accidental explosion when handling bombs or other explosive materials. Similar to the British Army use of "own goal" to refer to IRA men blowing themselves up.
"That wasn't an IDF air strike on Khalid's house, that was a work accident."
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when a girl cheats on her boyfriend and the guy screwing her accidentaly cums in her
when i fucked that guy for money a cum accident happend
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1. - An unwanted baby conceived mistakenly at any time with or without being in a drunken or drug induced state.
Michelle : Oh my god I'm going give you a little bundle of joy Subotai, I love you so much...
Subotai : That's wonderful darling, I'll be back in a while. *thinking : Oh fuck me drunk another expensive bundle of accident dragged screaming into the world, I can't take it anymore, the wedding was bad enough, shit. it is OVER.*
30 seconds later Subotai's screaming heard as he fails to fly to safety from the 30 fatal floors of their one bedroom walkup apartment.
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an unplanned for and undesired sexual act. usually proceeded by drug and/or alcohol consumption.
ew, you hooked up with him?
yeah, it was a sex accident.
i just wanted to go out with my friends but i ended up having a sex accident.
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A simple mistake made by a stoned individual, such as knocking the ash tray. The person it most affects gets unneccesrily angry when the accident is trivial.
Sid i cant believe you dropped the zoot, thats well out of order, minus 3 tokes for you, thats not cool A typical stoner accident
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