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Yahoo Answers

A answers board for whiny, pathetic wankers who are answered by fucking internet trolls.

Q:OMG my BF/GF split up with me what should i do?
A:Maybe you shouldn't be so ugly then bitch.

This really came from Yahoo Answers.

by the Google sage August 22, 2011

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Yahoo Answers

A site on Yahoo where people ask questions and usually receive answers. However it has been infiltrated by trolls, is rarely fixed when needed by Yahoo, people constantly report for nonsense reasons, and, especially in P&S and R&S, people roll and clog up the site.

Yahoo Answers is a fun site to see the questions.

by happyatcommonsense September 15, 2015


math answers

the term used for nudes when trying to seem not obvious or if someone is with you.

Joe: Damn Rebecca sent me some niiicce math answers last night..
Zander: hit me up w those!!!

by imma fuck yo bitch May 9, 2017


Yahoo Answers

A site that everyone should encourage another corporation to create a similar competitor to because it has many flaws 1. stupid rules that can get you reported such as chatting with other users in a question 2. Idiots with no lives who report others for stupid things 3. Taking away of accounts unceremoniously without your knowing once you receive a few reports 5. shutting off the site to make stupid changes like way things look instead of correcting the above errors 6. Not limiting punishments to yahoo answers but taking away your entire account 7. not being more like youtube and letting everyone give a thumbs up or a thumbs down but rather allowing idiots to report for stupid reasons

That new website is such a yahoo answers.

I got rid of the website because it was so yahoo answers

That cheap website didn't last long because it turned into a yahoo answers

by Monroe Dubo August 4, 2008

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political answer

to not answer a direct question and just beat around the bush.

journalist: "how do you plan to make iraq a better place?"

President: "well that question was vague and there are many answers to that question which will take time to answer..."

journalist: "that was a great political answer"

by karmelo August 3, 2007

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answering the phone

When someone gets hit by person or object hard enough to hear ringing in their head.

Oh man did you see that hit? That guys gonna be answering the phone for awhile.

by Jesse Sherburne June 8, 2007

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Yahoo Answers

A shitty, fucked up website that everyone should complain to other internet corporations (such as Google or MSN) because Yahoo Answers deactivates entire Yahoo accounts based on the petty and foolish reports from other users they receive when using Yahoo Answers. There are a number of shitheads on Yahoo Answers that report people for reasons such as "use of curse words", "disagreed with the question!", "wasn't enough of a question! Too much of a rant!" Basically anyone who decides to report others on the website fits into a category of a shitheaded rat and when you make complaints out about it Yahoo Answers always rejects them because their too lazy to really look into the situation to find out how petty it actually is and just agrees with their silly reporters, making the people who run Yahoo Answers just as fucked up
2. Any completely messed up website that everyone should immediately make out a complaint about to another corporation and requests other corporations to create a replacement competitor to it

After using Yahoo Answers for my first time today, my Yahoo account I've had for fifteen years was deleted. I lost contact with the woman of my dreams and had no way of contacting a new job I had been hired to.

I'm going to go swarm Google, MSN, AOL, Askjeeves, etc., and every other internet search engine with a bunch of complaints about Yahoo and Yahoo Answers for the crap I received from them, deleting my account because a bunch of animal loving extremist thought I was being out of line when I spoke of how I put my dog in her crate whenever she does something wrong.

When Yahoo Answers deleted my brother's account WITHOUT WARNING after some stupid violation notices for use of the word "vagina" and "penis" in one of his questions and refused to reactivate it after e-mailing back and forth 30 or 40 times, I personally made out a complaint to Google to get rid of that shit and create something better.

I ended up getting an account with a different network once I found out Yahoo perpetuates the use of nonsense reporting by unwarranted deactivation of accounts, deletion of questions and answers and refusal to behave logically and reactivate them once they receive complaints about it.

Yahoo Answers should just be like Youtube and allow EVERYONE to vote a "thumbs down" or "thumbs up" for an answer, without allowing them to behave like children and run to the owners like children and tattle-tale because it's childish.

The idiots in charge of Yahoo Answers don't know enough to have a section called "Sexual Orientation". Rather they have a section called "LGBT" which throws everything off as "Transgendered People" have nothing to do with sexual orientation, serving only to perpetuate stereotypes about gay men.

by Andy Corvatte April 25, 2008

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