apes

A term short for Apprentices at Camp Modin-a summer camp in Maine (the inspiration for the movie Wet Hot American Summer). The oldest group of campers. Usually such close friends they consider themselves family. Each ape is assigned a bunk to be in charge of-similar to a CIT or councelor-in-training. Most people consider their "Ape summer" to be the best summer of their lives.

Apes 2006 were okay, Apes 2007 will be better.

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apping

It is the process of applying to someone/something.

So how is your apping process coming along?
What universities are you apping to this Fall?

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AP

Absent pussy

That dude joined an AP class, now he gets no pussy.

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AP

The adjective used to describe something so awful that you blank on how you normally describe something and somehow stumble upon calling it Ass Pussy (AP).

"Hey Nick, how was your date last night?"

"Dawg it was so bad and like very awkward oh my goodness I felt so bad the whole time. It was some uh, uh, some AP man."

"Some AP?"

"Ass Pussy bro"

"Wow"

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Apes

Really really really really really really really ugly humans.

"APES DO NOT WANT WAR, BUT WILL FIGHT IF WE MUST!" - Caesar

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AP

Associated Press.

RAMALLAH, West Bank (AP) - Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat met Saturday with Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia in an effort to finalize a new Palestinian Cabinet, which has been in limbo for weeks amid a dispute between the two men.

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AP

Stands for Advanced Placement. One of the worst programs for High Schools today. The school pressures you into this program so that they can receive more money and brag about how their school has the program despite all the failing students in it. Here are some facts:

1. Advanced Placement counts towards college yes, but ONLY IF IT'S NOT TOWARDS YOUR MAJOR. Let's say you take Biology AP. When you sign up for college and such, and Biology IS your major, the colleges will make you take it again and thus your Biology AP in high school is worth shit, now if you were majoring in English, then the Biology course would count as college credits, but WHY the fuck would you need Biology when you're an English Major?!

2. Advanced Placement does not give you a higher chance to go to a better college or university. The colleges and universities that you want to go to ONLY LOOK AT YOUR GRADES. They do not look at the difficulty of the classes. Let's say you were in all AP classes for high school and managed a C or B, and a fucking retarded student who had regular classes manages A. The university will choose them over YOU because their grade is higher.

Advanced Placement is for retarded kids. Don't make the same mistake I did. Plenty of my friends who were in regular classes went to good universities, I however, was in Advanced Placement and mananged a C or B. Now I get to go to a community college because the university rejected me. FUCK YOU AP!

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