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The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.
My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.
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A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle
Damn, them black avocadoes must be as big as melons
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Feeling out of place or awkward in social gatherings or situations
Chloe: “I wore the wrong clothes today… I feel like an avocado in the gutter”
Char: “what?”
A word used to describe anything that is goofy or cringe and left in the past. Example: A YouTube channel called dreamy avocado would be considered a goofy and cringe YouTube channel
Person 1 "Look at the dreamy avocado
YouTube channel!"
Person 2 "haha IKR! So goofy"
Person 3 "say that again," *grabs gun* "I dare u"
The largest single body in existence devouring millions of food everyday, slowly killing himself in the inside.Nikocado Avocado is secretly dream and a controversy of he hacking in a speedrun.Nikocado Avocado is fatherless and may not be a gigachad.He is almost 400 lbs (181 kg) and is slowly eating himself alive.
I am watching Nikocado Avocado because I’m not a chad.
A morbidly obese man that makes Youtube videos of him wasting food and acting like a fucking baby and gets mad at whoever makes a video saying something rude about him. Oh and he has a Mexican boyfriend named Orlin who he gets into slap fights and arguments with him. And mistreats him.
There is this one dude by the name of Nikocado Avocado that acts like a baby
A fat obese child predator who eats everyday and is killing itself slowly that has no life.
Nicocado Avocado eats food everyday for some stupid reason.
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