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The ubiquitous leaf blower on the back of every Mexican lawn boy. It makes a terrible high pitched whining noise when played properly. It also leaves a telltale cloud of dust and low hanging air pollution. People pay the Mexican bagpipe player to blow dirt and leaves off of their property and onto their neighbor's lawn.
I had a terrible hangover and needed to sleep it off. Unfortunately a symphony of Mexican bagpipes serenaded me for an hour. I was left with migraine and a cloud of dust and spores that was blown into my window
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I·ra·qi Bag·pipeih-rak-ee bag-pahyp verb:
The act of flatulating (farting) while receiving a blow job.
Last night when she gave me head I ripped a solo from my Iraqi Bagpipe.
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When a man has anal sex and immediately receives oral sex. This gives the cock/balls combo the appearance of a stinky bagpipe.
Last night i let my girl taste the stinky bagpipe.
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Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.
Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.
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Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.
"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."
"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"
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Adjective to describe a situation evoking an emotional state akin to that which is evoked by the fifth consecutive hour of bagpipe playing
That product release was complete bagpipes
the act of receiving a blow job so good that wen you release you fart at the same time
Bro: I received that official last night
Bruh: how was it?
Bro: shawty made me TBP (Tulsa bagpipe)
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