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Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
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note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch
when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.
I just gave that chick a Bolivian brown barnyard
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a southern word that means chicken
Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?
I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.
A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.
Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.
the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based
She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.
I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.
The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)
Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts
The bowel discomfort resulting from eating a meal consisting of multiple kinds of meat.
Chris is having a barnyard brawl after trying the chicken, carne asada, carnitas, and chorizo tacos.