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Not usually deemed to be one until after the fiasco of a wedding, the Troll Bride makes a series of mistakes & poor decisions out of pure stubbornness, uneducated guesses, & deceit that antagonize the groom & everyone else involved.
Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:
*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
*Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
*Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
*Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them.
*Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
*Making the groom or his parents pay for everything.
*Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
*Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man."
*Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
*Telling the groom his best friend can't be his best man because she hates him.
*Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
*Making the baker redo the cake.
*Acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.
Are you really going to marry your troll bride of a girlfriend after she ran out on the last guy she was engaged to?
She ended up being a troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he's stuck with her because divorce is expensive.
What a troll bride; there's no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn't make an embarrassing ass out of herself.
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Archie bride.........a common scrubber that is attracted to low life IE...hoodies,dolies,jailbirds etc and is proud of the fact their fella is a scrote,the sort that announces on facebook that their going on a visit to jail that very day,a total brain dead slapper that doesn't know any better
Archie Bride to postman that's failed to post giro......Hey dickhead.....wait til are Archie gets out of the nick...he'll kick ya fuckin head in
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A juxtaposition and derivative of the game Yellow Car and the Thai Bride phenomenon.
A game played in a group or with just one other individual: whenever you see an Asian woman (from Japan, South Korea, Thailand etc.) with a caucasian male, the first person to see this proceeds to punch the other in the shoulder.
Alternate version include 'Reverse Thai Bride/Thai Groom' in which the gender roles are reversed. Technically one can punch the other in the shoulder at the sight of an Asian woman, thus playing 'Groomless Thai Bride' but this is usually seen as racist.
Prefferably played in non Asian countries, as playing the game in the Orient would not present the players with much of a challenge.
Person 1-(sees Thai bride with husband) "Hey dude..."
Person 2-"Thai Bride" *punches John in shoulder*
Person 1-"Hey, no fair, I saw them first!!"
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A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.
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A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride
OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!
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The name given to the group of the bride’s inner circle, aka bride-maids.
There is a famous pair of matching t-shirts which started this slang: “bride” for the bride+ “bride tribe” for all the bridemaids
A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.
Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!
A woman from a war zone that you want to, intend to, or have married.
"Damn! That Ukrainian woman would make a fine ass Bomb Bride!"