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A minimum waged hell hole that evolves around a huge-ass sandwhich with lots of calories. Typically more dirty than a McDonald's and also hires more arrogant ass-holes than any other fast food joint.
Would you like cheese on that Burger King Whopper?
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Second-best burgers in the world after Hardees
Cash: Yo, Doug, man, got a dolla? I'm hittin Burger King.
Doug: Shit, man, just bought me some munchies there, I'm out.
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A fast food chain restaurant that makes hamburgers. Where there's a Burger King, you can be sure that there's a Church's in less than a mile away. Their food tastes like cardboard and smells like Crayola Crayons.
Burger King tastes like shit. At least McDonald's and Wendy's tastes better. People say McDonald's kill you but I don't give a damn because they taste better than BK and that's what matters.
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A very crappy restaurant where the burgers are all greasy and fatening, the fries are stale half the time, and it is EXPENSIVE as hell. And Burger King doesn't give you a choice. McDonalds at least has a dollar menu in which you can get a burger for cheap. Everything in Burger King is a expensive whopper that tastes like crap.
McDonalds also has cool stuff such that could kick Dairy Queen's ass, you can get pie, and the coffee is better than Starbucks. What you get a burger king...big whopper and supersized fries for $15. The only thing decent is the commercials and the gay ass paper crowns.
McDonalds is really more have it your way...it is have it our way or get out of here.
McDonalds is the lesser of the two evils. Burger King sucks.
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a place where they spit in your food and say its mayo.
angel walks into burger king and orders a hamburger rudely she turns around 4 5 seconds the worker spits in her food.
angel goes to sit down and munches into her burger "this mayo is delicious i have neva tasted anything like it before i want the recipe"
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A place that makes shitty burgers
I had diarrhea because I had Burger King
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That place where you and your girlfriend used to eat fried potatoes in a soda cup and a shitty slice of hershey's pie while touching each other private parts when no one was there to watch you couple of horny fucks
Him: yo I'm hungry and horny
Her: Burger King?
Him: y e s
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