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N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.
Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!
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An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.
That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!
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1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC
Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.
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A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.
Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.
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The act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them
Sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man I screamed "COLONEL" so loud it was amazing
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1) Say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it... it is cunnilingus
3) definition Oral stimulation to the clitoris or any other vaginal area.
"Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good." skit from Saturday Night Live
Charmie says you know what that means right Sam? I'm like uhmmm...Colonels Fried Chicken?
Charmie says you know what fellatio is right Sam? I'm like uhmm...Filet-o-fish?
Charmie laffs. I say to her..I do know what a fluffer is..I just learned it last week from Urbandictionary.com and I wouldn't mind doing that.
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A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.
There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.