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Blonde Cream Pie
I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.
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My ex is a whorema cream pie. She's the snaggle toothed nasty sour cream that goes down instead of up. A Whorema cream pie will fuck anyone except her husband. A Whorma creme pie will keep her ex's last name and tell everyone he cheated although every neice and nephew knows differently.
In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.
Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.
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An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.
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When a man cums in a woman who's on her period, she then squeaze's it out and it will be rasberry colored.
Oh man I gave my girlfriend the best cream pie when she was on her period, it was red colored!
Oh snap! Rasberry cream pie!
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An ice cream pie occurs when one partner takes a spoonful of ice cream and inserts said spoon into the other partners snatch. Rinse, watch, and repeat eating as hungry.
AKA: Labia Sundae, Ice Cream Cuntdae, Chunky Cunty.
"Dude, Matt totally gave that girl an ice cream pie last night; what a gentleman!"
"Wait, so he ate Chunky Munky out of her snatch? Now THAT is an ice cream pie!"
"I gave an ice cream pie to the Dairy Queen."
"I can never eat ice cream pie again."
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When a female on her period is penetrated and receives splooge inside her vagina. The result is a strawberry cream pie that oozes out of the vagina.
Heidi proudly displayed her strawberry cream pie after Hans shot his load inside of her menstruating vagina.
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