studly crepes

When a man eats out another man's butthole, while trying to fist them.

Oh man he just Studly Crepes that dude!

brown crepe

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

Hawaiian Crepe

A. A pineapple baloney crepe garnished with Wasabi

B. Undisclosed sex position

A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?

B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!

crepe myrtle

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.