Aw Crud!

A subsitute word for crap. A word that isn't as cursed as crap. Instead of 'crap,' people use 'crud' because they think 'crap' is too effensive. A mad saying of 'crud,' except it's 'Aw Crud.'

Aw Crud! That bossy asshole told me to movie my freakin' car!

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creeping crud

military slang for highly contagious virii such as colds, stomach bugs, etc. that leave a person with any debilitating combination of non-stop runny nose, coughing up heavy phlegm, vomiting, diarrhea, extreme muscle weakness/pain, etc. The "creeping" part refers to the fact that it seems to make its way through ALL of the ranks eventually.

It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!

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crud crack

any crack or orifice that contains stincky body crud. such as toenail crud, bum crud, or poon crud

man that chick must have over 400 crud cracks.

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helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed

Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'

Boat Crud

1) The disease that one person brings onboard the submarine that infects the entire crew, rendering the boat virtually useless. 2) The combination of all diseases brought onboard by the crew that makes the super-powerful, incurable, mega-disease that everyone gets.

In other news, a new crewmember onboard U.S.S. Underway, as brought boat crud underway. No word yet on how this will affect its upcoming deployment.

Crud Eater

Someone who eats up all your crud. Typically, the crud that comes out of girls mouths.

A person who believes all the crud that someone says. AKA a complete duster of a person who blazes. An absolute mockery.

Also, a crud eater will often be told to cut the crud.

"Sup you crud eaters?"
"Cut the crud"
"You're being a crud eater."

crud flap

A flap on the back of a twin tip ski or snowboard that prevents snow and ice from flying up behind the rider.

Since you got those Crud Flaps, I haven't been pelted in the face when I ski behind you.

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