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My "dad" went to the store 16 years ago and hasn't come back.
The word 'dad' was coined in 1500 BC.
Kids in 1501 BC: Motherfucker.
The man who holds the loudest sneezing record.
“Man, I wish I could sneeze as loud as Dad.”
The person who helped make you. The person who wont let boys near you. The person who tells you to wear a sweater and pants to the beach. Over protective of their daughter(s).
Daughter: Dad i don't want to wear a jacket top the beach its too hot!
Dad: I don't want those boys looking at my little girl.
Daughter: I'm 16!
A night of binge drinking will almost certainly result in DADS the morning after.