Darth Vader

An expression I created for when someone spoils the plot/climax of a movie/show etc. I was looking forward to seeing. This is a reference to a Simpsons episode where Homer walked out of a Theatre after watching a Star Wars film. He is talking to Marge about how shocked he was that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. Thus, ruining the movie for all those within earshot.

"Hey, I saw this awesome movie yesterday man, this is what happens..." "COME ON! I want to see it, don't Darth Vader it for me"

"I wanted to see that new movie out, but John pulled a Darth Vader so I'm not interested now"

"Tim is mad at me still, I accidentally Darth Vader'd that movie he wanted to see"

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darth vader

what the fuck..razorblades?



darth vader is a man with a obbsesion of avacodos and has a small mexican nymph in his closet

a: thats one nice nymph you got there
darth vader:avacodo, I AM YOUR FATHER!

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darth vader

to receive felatio. darth vader's helmet resembles the head of a penis ergo to get darth vader.

that chick gave me some darth vader in the car

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Pink Darth Vader

The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.

Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.

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Angry Darth Vader

While receiving oral sex, proceed to clamp the girls nose shut thus making her make darth vader noises. Then proceed to say "<insert girls name here> I am your father"

Bro i totally angry darth vader-ed my girl last night.

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Darth Vader Syndrome

Seeing a small bit of decency in someone who has otherwise been a bad person for the majority of their life.

Person 1: "Did you see Piers Morgan standing up to the Conservatives for rejecting free school meals for children?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."

Darth Vader Cap

A term used to describe the head of one's penis

Dude, stop poking your Darth Vader Cap and lets go