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1. an americanized version of the British colloquial shit the bed often used in place of more common interjections(Shit, Damn it, Fuck, etc.)
2. used to express frustration, anger, and the feelings generally associated to one making a mistake or something going wrong.
3. a term used when you get slapped in the face by a proverbial phallus(Dick)
{when walking to the bathroom early in the morning a person stubs their toe}
person:Dick in me Face!
{You been having a bad day and someone gives you some more bad news(the straw that breaks the camels back)}
Person 1: Dude, you car just got towed!
Person 2: Dick In Me Face!
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Also known as SFDL for inside joke use....a Skank Faced Dick Licker is someone with chronic bitch face,you know they always look like a bitch, who also enjoys whoring around with men of the opposite race and commonly with other SFDLs.
These may be spotted in the mall being very loud but be careful upon approachal the only way to obtain and capture one is to bait them with a dildo on a string and a bear trap.
Dude guess what im totally gonna fuck that chick at the bar.
Total Skank Faced Dick Licker Dude , youre too white to get wit dat.
Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead
Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan
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Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?
Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
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when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night
you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!
dickhead: what?
you: never mind
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When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.
Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?
If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.
Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!