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1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
"Je prendrai une douche." or "Cletus, after yo' sister squeezes out that young'n, go'n git her a douche from the Uni-Mart."
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a person who is a complete asshole or just strikes you a ass wipe.
a douche is usually friends with other douches or has no friends.
#1 "did you see that guy?"
"yeah he looked like a douche"
#2 "do you know Johnathan?"
"yeah he is the biggest douche ever!"
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Person who eats pretzel goldfish instead of buying less expensive real pretzels.
John is such a douche for eating goldfish pretzels.
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A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.
ex.
Aymane- look who's coming
Cam- awww not the douche again
Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up
Liz- I'm going to class now see ya
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Hey guys! Did you see the new video about Twilight and weed that Douche put on his blogtv?!
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A person with an unsubstantiated Narcicis complex which causes them to be generally unpleasant, or unnecessary and increases your risk of yeast infection.
jim is such a douche. I should avoid him, lest I risk irritating my lady bits.
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A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.
"look at that douche, he cheats on her"
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