Drink

Your Christian name, if your mom was thirsty when you popped out.

Maggie was delerious after giving birth, so did not think twice when she asked for a drink and they handed her her new born son. So they named him Drink. Get it? Ahhhh pffftt...

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Drink-On

When you've had a couple of drinks and get in the mindset to throw as many drinks down your neck as humanly possible, then inevitably do something stupid like beat up a pregnant woman or crap your pants.

"You better go and hide all the sharp objects, Lamberts got a massive Drink-On"

"Did you hear about the Drink-On Brady got last night? He drank a pint of vodka and then smacked Susan in the teeth"

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drink before you drink

1.The situation in beer pong where the shooting team makes a cup and you must pull that cup and chug. One must chug thy heavenly brew before thou shoots. thus resulting in drink BEFORE you drink. (cause you'll prolly miss the table and have to pull another one anyways)
2. Chillin at the crib drinking or "pre-drinking" before some shendig

1.
dude 1: why are you chuggin that beer so fast?
dude 2: dude drink before you drink
2.
dude 1: why are you drinking now dude? were goin to that bomb ass quadruple kegger
dude 2: dude drink before you drink

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Drinking for revenge

Drinking for revenge is a toast used by people known for their excessive use of alcohol. It’s the intake equivalent of whistling past a graveyard as though the rules of the tombstone don’t apply to you. The entire toast goes:

Dinking killed my mother; drinking killed my father; so I’m drinking for revenge!

Drinking for revenge is a toast used by people known for their high alcohol intake. This usually doesn’t end well!

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Boat Drink

Nautical Definition: An alcohlic beverage (typically with RUM) served topless to the captain, crew or guests onboard a sailing vessel.

For his efforts in ensuring an excellent day of fun on the water sailing, some female guests served the captain a true Boat Drink to show their appreciation.

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Julian Drink

A mixture of rum and coke (mostly rum) in a small scotch glass with enough ice to hear a jingle from at least 10 feet away. In order for it to be a true Julian Drink, you must carry it at all times, while doing various illegal activities, including Breaking and Entering, Robbery, and Illegal Drug Trafficing.

Martin made a Julian Drink before going to sell his dope to the local prison guards.

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Drink slave

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you drinks, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.

Ben! Ben! Ben! were is my drink slave?