fireman joe

1. (n) one who pees for an excessively long time.
2. (n) a crazy bum on the street corner who truly thinks he is a fireman.

1. Yo fireman joe, you've been in that stall for three hours!
2. Fireman Joe: WEEEEEoooooooooWEEEooo
street-corner kids: Hey fireman joe, where's the fire?

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Fireman's Sundae

When a firefighter who is having trouble with his wife goes home to get some things to stay at the firehouse and his wife, not wanting him to leave her, pins him against the refrigerator sucks him off and lets him blow his load on her face. He then looks down at her and says "now I gotta go to the firehouse".

South Meriden Volly #1: so dude what's going on with you and your wife?

South Meriden Volly #2: well... Funny thing about that (see above for story)

South Meriden Volly #1: oh so you got a Fireman's Sundae

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Dutch Fireman

Having someone complete the act of pissing by shaking the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

JB gives the best dutch fireman when your drunk.

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Fireman-TheHero

The greatest Hero EVER. If you're on his sight you're gonna burn alive instantly. He's also famous for saying "ramarro marrone" in the most correct way possible.

What's your favourite Hero?
He's Fireman-TheHero

fireman tom

A usually homogaseous man that enjoys chopping down the doors of gay men.

Fireman tom chopped down the door to his gay friends closet.

The lazy fireman

When you goin in hard then you proceed to pull out. Then light the pussy hair on fire and jizz to put it out

Ayo my ex gave me the lazy fireman and now my pussy looks like a schnauzer with 3rd degree burns

Fireman Surprise

When you're boning your woman/man doggy style and right before you cum you pull out, pinch off and spit on her/his back. When she/he turns around spray your load in her/his face.

Dude, Pat totally fell for the Fireman Surprise last night!!

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