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flagpoling

An act of workout positions where the person stands up straight with another person hanging off of their side. Completely straight which leaves in extremely excruciating pain but is extremely good for the core.

Dude I'm so sore after flagpoling but I feel so much better.

by dfhusdfidfjsifjcvnc July 27, 2017


Elementary Flagpole

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest elementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.

Hey man last night was crazy fucked up, I invited this hot chic over to fuck but instead I gave her the elementary flagpole

by Elementary Flagpole August 21, 2024


Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021


Flagpole Glovebox

When you lay flat on the reclined passenger seat of your car, stick your legs in the glovebox , and a companion shoves a mini handheld flagpole into your rectum, followed by a barrage of heavy cream fired into your mouth at an approximate speed of 15 mph.

Dude, Izaiah totally nailed that Flagpole Glovebox last night!

by shahahas May 21, 2024


Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 28, 2022


flagpole jumping

using the attached rope of a flag pole to hang on while swinging yourself over an edge and back

tiffany and i went flagpole jumping for lack of anything else to do

by m'liegh April 11, 2008


Devil's Flagpole

An erect penis.

Ah man, you see Austin in class today. I pledged allegiance to the devil's flagpole in his pants.

by penisandtits558534 February 25, 2018