The swine flu "pandemic" in which little of the population was infected.
David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
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When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.
John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."
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A furry husky femboi who has a beautiful thic ass
Also a YouTuber who likes to dance (stripper confirmed)
Furry 1: Hey do you know that femboy over there?
Furry 2: Yea thatβs Fluke the furry. Whatβs wrong?
Furry 1: I really wanna slap his thic big ass
Furry 2: .
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being whack, full of shit, fake
you so fluke man.
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when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu
Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.
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When somebody dropps a heavy device on someone's head.
What the fluke was that?
Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.
Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?