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Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.
"Oh my GOSH!"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
Wayde Folino-Gallo (also known as "Midget Dick" and "Fondler") is the kind of guy you'd see sitting at the playground with his binoculars and camera. Built like a rat, Wayde loves to get dominated, especially by his family members. He also loves being pegged.
"Oh my God is that Wayde Folino-Gallo? Is that whom they call "Midget Dick"?"
"Yup, that's him alright. I could hear his uncle giving him an absolute toe curler of a pegging last night..."
"Aw nah that's fucked"