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Gerbil

One who does not perform tasks with intelligent thought or foresight. One who's stupidity tends to impair the ability to complete simple tasks; idiot.

George got arrested for riding his mower wasted through town, that was a gerbil move.

by erfbutterfly February 17, 2016


Gerbil

A Gerbil is the opposite of a cougar, a Gerbil is a younger person who specifically dates older men/women.

“Did you hear about how Jenny started dating that sugar daddy?”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”

by Bye Elle August 14, 2018


Gerbil

Cum

That gerbil is salty

by LiteChaos May 29, 2023


Gerbil

The act of drinking out of an upside down plastic alcoholic handle after the neck has been bent, in order to mimic a gerbil.

"Yo Cory, you wanna gerbil later?"
"Dude.. I already got the big Smirnoff. Let's gooo!"

by Missss Tasty May 23, 2016


Gerbil

A Gerbil is defined as an individual whose mouth moves miles per minute, unable to stop speaking because they have a lot to say. Just as a gerbil runs quickly on a running wheel, an individual's mouth moves just as fast. Basically, you can't shut the f*** up. This term was created by two gerbils themselves, Jessica and Tobi.

This b**** won't shut up she's such a gerbil

by bunnygirlbunnyworldbabyj March 20, 2023


Gerbil

Adorable hamster like creatures which are the spawn of SATAN.
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.

They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever

Omg gerbils are adorable, they are like IMMORTAL hamsters.

by ☻☻☻ January 5, 2020


Gerbil

A gay male who is hairy, short, a top, likes running on his wheel, and is always hungry for a nut in his cheeks

Hey man, I want you to gerbil me

by Justjed November 11, 2017

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