Germ-X

Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.

Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.

Yo, Jimmy! My hands are all sticky after I fondled. Gimme some o' that Germ-X!!

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Germ-rat

An individual of mixed race, who is half German and half Croatian.

"Did you know my half German, half Croatian friend Pete is whats known as a Germ-Rat

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germ-xing

When you use germ-x periodically to clean your hands because you feel dirty. can be a verb.

You shake someone's hand and use germ-x afterwards.

Have you germ-xed your hands yet?
Hold on I'm germ-xing!
Oh God Im out of germ-x!

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germ stick

A penis infested with one or more of the various sexually transmitted diseases/infections.

I heard Jim straight fucked your mom with his germ stick, and now that bitch's pussy be makin more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

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Germ Farm

A place where germs grow.

This daycare is a germ farm.

Germ slut

A disgusting slut/whore

Watch out, if you don’t support Jamaica Greg then he might call you a germ slut

cock germs

Don't be dumb, std's.

Dave: Dude, feels like I'm wearing wool under-roo's.
George: You got the cock germs bro...