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Goose

Your wingman at the bar. He'll take the bullet for you; fat or fugly, he'll tame the beast. Originated from the movie Top Gun, Goose was always Maverick's wingman.

"Hey Mav, you ready to do this?"
"Goose, your a sick fuck."

by steviep. March 2, 2010

95๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


goose

A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.

1. You big silly goose.
2. Jeez, you're such a goose!

by TheRotArm July 7, 2004

62๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


goose

A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.

Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!

That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.

by George Adams May 13, 2006

115๐Ÿ‘ 144๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goose

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"

by Dave March 4, 2003

1754๐Ÿ‘ 2553๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Goose

A mythical bird that lives in the bottles of Grey Goose vodka. It emerges and accompanies the drinker in a way similar to that of the absinth fairy.

1.ยซBlame it on the Goose, got you feeling looseยป Jamie Foxx-Blame it

2. Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I flew with the Goose.

by LB797979 January 16, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goose

Goose

related forms: Goosed; Goosing; getting goosed
1. To be the the main event or attraction of a social gathering. i.e. "The life of the party" While still maintaining a high level of social competence.

2. One who can consume mass quantity of alcohol without succombing the effects of being overtly or heavily intoxicated (at least to most physical appearances). TO stave off becoming a "hot mess", or "that skanky girl"
3. a person(s) who party's, hard, and still maintains keeping it classy.

"Damn that fine ass bitch over their is goose as fuck yo!"
"I'mma bout to Goose the life out of this party, seriously."
"That chick over there is Goosing so hard right now, I can't take my eyes off of her, I think I'm in love."
"I would wife that goose."

by partyyyface December 29, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


goose

Increase. (Computer Science, Programming)

If you goose the timeout, it might delay it long enough to get the response.

by NotoriousWebmaster September 17, 2019

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