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italain men who liek to listen to anything they can pump their fists too. they spend way too much time at the gym,clubbing or at a tanning salon than they do in english class. they say words like cawfee. words that come to mind when saying guido: blow out,designer sunglasses, tight pants/capris, hair gel, armani, techno, sea side heights (nj) and big gold jelwery. when you see a guido with a blown out hair style and double layered wife beaters (aka. guinnea tee's), they are usually fallowed by a trashy group of girls with their hair dyed, nails done, high heels, belly buttons pierced, too much hair spray and too bug sunglasses, fallowed by the stench of armani perfume, those are the guidettes.
"hey that kid better be careful his hair could poke someones eye out, or his pumping fist could punch someone"
"he likes it, hes a guido"
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Any italian guy who spikes his hair, wears baggy jeans, has a relative in the mob, loves glow sticks, takes myspace/facebook pictures shirtless, loves clubbing, and thinks hes the shit. He's not.
(in club)
guido- oh yeah, bitches, watch me freaking rave!
nearby girl- fag.
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people who think they're cool even though they're not very good dancers, have out of style haircuts, and are extremely greasy.
If you go to a dance club, you are bound to see guidos attempting to dance and sweating and smelling funny.
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small cocky gorilla/monkey like creatures that are associated with the maub and have extremely small dicks but say that they are huge, 65% of the time all guidos have in their pants is a deep, pink, fish-taco smelling tunnel, this tunnel blows out a fish-taco smelling wind after the guido is through with his mexican slave (Fabio)in the bed
G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!
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Guido's are hairy, ugly, metro-sexual men almost to the point where you start to question if he's straight or not, they usually like to spend a lotta time on their hair, tacky gold jewlery, fake tans (see Gotti Brothers)and they work out a whole lot, talk with a lame accent and try to act black at times.
They're usually pretty perverted as well, they claim to be hung like horses but let's not kid ourselves, they're not black men.
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where do i start...
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
herkulano and danny are the biggest wannabee guidos :
made with absolutely no love :
kay thanks
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