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Interview Suit

Interview Suit is a new suit which is brought especially for a internal interview for training manager, a position which doesnt actually exist. The suit is blue pin striped and is based on the original panel outfit. The suit is a bit big and the trousers hang over 'interview shoes' causing a danger to the owners health, could cause trouble on stairs.

Oooowww i've treated meself t a new interview suit !

by G Raff March 15, 2006


Interview drink

The drink (usually soda or water) that the interviewer gives to the applicant before an interview proceeds, usually at fast food restaurants in North America.

Person 1: Before we started, he gave me an interview drink as a gesture of goodwill.

Person 2: Aww, they didn’t do that when I got interviewed!

by Darkonekk September 20, 2023


Sam-Style Interview

Getting really excited and over confident for an interview that you don't have the qualifications or experience to get.

Person 1: I didn't get the job.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1: they said they wanted someone with more experience or specific experience.
Person 2: sounds like you had a Sam-Style Interview

by Sam Interviewee August 25, 2022


Barclay Interview

Oho! Ohohohoho! That's rich! I love to see it! I love to see it! That interview was something else man, I swear 🤣

Hym "So, let's look at some of the claims from the Barclay interview with Candace Owens... First claim 🤓☝️ 'Oct 7th is one of the worst things to happen in the history of humanity' No. It wasn't. Maybe in the Israel area AND ONLY EXPLICITLY TO THE JEWS... But no... It wasn't that. It wasn't worse than 9/11-"

Oven Gremlin (I'm sorry I should have said gremlin the first time) "But per capita-"

Hym "Nobody give a fuck about a 'per capita death rate,' bitch. More people died in one than the other. The one where more people died is worse. Claim 2: Anti-Semitism is a hate that mutates. Is this a false dichotomy between supporting the Jews and hating the Jews? YES IT IS! Yes. It. Is. I wonder... How much of the hate I receive is kike-driven? I said the 'K' word so... Probably more now... Probably more... And, hey, who are the Amalek? One of the races you genocided? Because the Jew-Religion and the Old testament are the same thing, right? And the Atheists criticize the Old Testament God as a brutal genocidal manic and the Jews... Think they are that.... The literal embodiment of God on earth in the same way that Jesus... Was that? Is that what I'm gathering? Ok... Claim 3 'Candace is an antisemitism' Who gives a fuck? They're trying to socially enforce a monopoly on victimization. There have been other genocides. You're doing one now. When it's slavery it's 'But everyone has been slaves!' We need to start criminalizing economic warfare."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024


Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 17, 2019