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The feeling a teenage boy gets when he is about to ejaculate all over the place
"Damn man, itchy lava feels so good"
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A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...
Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)
They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom
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that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.
"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."
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another term for scabies. usually given before actual diagnosis (scabies is often misdiagnosed as dermititis). the bitchy itchies really suck and causes constant horrid itching which leads to becoming incredibly bitchy all the time.
this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.
"dude don't get your bitchy itchies on me!!"
"still got the bitchy itchies man?"
When your balls just don't stop itching.
GOD, I'VE HAD AN ITCHY SACK ALL DAY
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An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.
If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!
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Euphemism for the anus. Specifically referencing it's proclivity to itch when unclean or uncared for.
Having nothing else handy, Mike used a toothbrush to take care of his itchy eye.
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