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watermelon juggernaut

An offensive racist term for a big black guy.

You don't know who Michael Clarke Duncan is? He's the god damn watermelon juggernaut.

by Your mom is terrible June 20, 2008

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juggernaut

a hip new dance performed by "The Company" at exclusive shows

Will you do the juggernaut? Can you do the juggernaut?

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

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immane juggernaut

A Monstrous Massive Inexorable Force That Crushes Whatever Is In Its Path

Immane Juggernaut is going to destroy your feeble server.

by Raven January 9, 2004

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Juggernaut Bitch

The Juggernaut Bitch is an animated epic tale of a muscle-bound gentleman pimp. In it, we learn of his skillful tailoring, strong pimp hand, and affinity for rape.

Sadly, the Juggernaut is estranged from his half-brother, Charles, and gets into a physical altercation with him. When Charles uses his mental mama jamba to give Juggernaut an acid flashback, fellow pimp Black Tom comes to his rescue by hitting Charles with a pimp cane.

Later, Black Tom is acosted by the villainous Ketchup, a pimp from outer space whose costume is made of Laffy Taffy. By the grace of God, Juggernaut comes to the rescue and defeats the evil Ketchup and his henchmen.

The epic tale finally ends when a group of teenagers stage a home invasion. Juggernaut and his cohorts fight back and many rapes are to be had, especially the young Asian chick. Because Asian chicks love the rape.

Juggernaut returns in a sequel where he battles the shark that ate Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson in Deep Blue Sea and trashes a bridge.

"I'm The Juggernaut Bitch! I'm a kill him, and I'm a rape him and I'm a eat his fuckin' costume!"

"Yo, man, who's the big guy in that fist fight?"
"He's the Juggernaut, bitch, and after he beats that guy to death he's going to rape him."

by dr. deathproof December 9, 2009

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The Juggernaut, Bitch

A phrase indicating that a person, thing, or place (any noun, for that matter) is of high value and/or extremely worthwhile. Based on the parody floating around the internet involving a certain 'X-Men/Marvel Comics' supervillain.

"I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"
"Wow, look at the ass on that girl. She is the juggernaut, bitch."
"McDonald's is the juggernaut, bitch." "No, Wendy's is the juggernaut, bitch."
"I'm going to go get a Subaru WRX. That car is the juggernaut, bitch."

by Craig B. April 8, 2006

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Sickmade-juggernaut

A relative creature similar towards a "Juggernaut", but far more aggressive and deadly.They are able to carve mountains from ejaculating, shit out muscles, eat an entire horse, and strike fear into god. They are also close friends to chuck norris.

Chuck norris, Sickmade-juggernaut

by Juggeranut123 September 4, 2011


juggernaut

A big gay drug-addicted boy hungry pedophile super villan from x men. His hobbies include lighting up some joints and raping young boys from ages 3-8.

"Show your penis to the Juggernaut!"
"Let's light em up!"

by The fat kid named Alec October 14, 2006

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