shit kicker

In Australian slang, a shitkicker is someone who is charged with menial tasks in a place of employment. The term is often used in reference to oneself when describing the lowliness of one's own job.

'So, I hear you're working for the governement now'..
'Yeah but I'm just a shit kicker.'

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Colon Kicker

When you stick your foot knee deep in his asshole

John said "I have a foot fetish, lets do something that involves feet" So I replied with "Let's try the Colon Kicker!"

Scissor Kickers

Slang term used to describe dikes, lesbians and carpet munchers.
To scissor kick means to rub pussies together for pleasure; either snatch on snatch (grinding) or to fuck each other with a two headed dildo.

Check out those two chicks, they are definitely "scissor kickers"!

water kicker

The water you snort after snorting drugs.

These drugs are bumpin... need a water kicker for this shit!!

Leaf Kicker

A person that stirs up trouble, get the boss wound up with no solutions and then leaves the situation for others to take care of.

Everytime time my co-worker stops by the monthly meeting she brings up issues that she has not solutions for, what a leaf kicker.

nigger kickers

shoes that are meant solely for kicking niggers. These shoes provide the comfort that is needed when you have to kick a nigger or two or even any nigger that you see.

I was very angry last night, so I put on my nigger kickers and went outdoors and kicked some niggers. I had quite the experience with the nigger kickers as my feet were quite comfortable during the kicking.

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puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.

My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!

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