Beer League

Adult recreational sport. Played for the passion of the game by men and women over 19 years old. The post game ritual of sitting around a cooler full of beer bullshitting about skill level or lack thereof is as important as the game itself. Sportsmanship, camaraderie and competion are the key elements.

Epitomized by the 1.2 million Canadian adults proud to be playing hockey in the beer leagues.

John - You play hockey?
Kelly - Yah, in the beer leagues

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Super League

League consisting of teams that are okay with ruining the game of football. Created by the poor, stolen by the rich.

No one: The Super League is a great idea

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unison league

A retarded game full of kiritos

Let's get on unison league and troll ppl

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Rugby League

Basically touch rugby with tackles. This is an amazing sport to watch if you are struggling to fall asleep, 5 minutes of this repetitive crap will even put an insomniac to sleep. For a more entertaining experience check out Rugby Union, where there is actually an interesting battle with strategy and variation. Rather than 5 tackles and kick for 80 minutes. zzzzzzz

The cure to insomnia.

Man: Doctor, I'm having trouble sleeping at night.
Doctor: Here, watch this 5 minute youtube video of Rugby League.
Man: ohh, I'm only 7 seconds in and I'm already feeling sleepy.

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DeVrivy League

A college in the 'elite' group that makes themselves seem like they are splendiferous, when they are in reality, incredibly easy to get accepted to and are of, if not somewhat less than average quality.

"My son got into Devry!" "What did he do, open the door? That school is a total DeVrivy League."

leagued out

When you play a game of league and lose (typically) and do not want to play anymore.

Gold 2 player: Hey man, want to play a game once you're done?
Bronze player: Sure! I'm not doing too well in this game though...
(GAME ENDS, BRONZE LOSES)
Gold 2 player: Game?
Bronze player: Naw, I'm leagued out. I'm gonna go cry in a corner into my Sona doll.

League of Legends

A game so addictive and stupid, that you cannot quit no matter what. It is filled with 13 year old rage hard noobs who think they are the best, yet they feed and call roles they can't play for shit.

This game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. No matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a shit while constipated, its not going to happen. Unless you are like extremely lucky. ELO Hell is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn't be carried. ELO Heaven is where all the non-baddies go.

How the ELO system is interpreted in League of Legends.

Jesse: "Fak this game, the rating system isn't accurate, GG feeder noobs, you can't carry them, its too hard!"

The conversation before a ranked match-

NoobLord: "i Wana mid!"

thePro: "I don't think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked"

NoobLord: "stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and QQ afk"

People who call roles they can't play-

lol4lyfenoob: "ADC BOT!"

(later that match)

lol4lyfenoob: "gg noob jungler wont gank bot!"

derpmasterPro: "You are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don't blame the jungler cause you suck, and don't call roles you can't play!"

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