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angry librarian

When doing a chick doggie style in a bed with a bookcase headboard, you pound her so hard books fall onto her face, she sits up and looks at you like an angry librarian.

"I was fucking this chick so hard she pissed me off so I gave her an angry librarian!"

by Wolf373 June 7, 2007

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The Rude Librarian

When you shush somebody while placing your middle finger on your lips instead of the traditional index finger, indicating that they should not only silence themselves, but fuck off as well. Best used against someone in mid-sentence.

Guy1- "Are you completely retar..."
Guy2-(placing middle finger on lips)- "Shhhhh"
Guy3- "oh shit, he just gave you The Rude Librarian!"

by El Muchacho Grande January 25, 2012

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Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

A librarian, primarily in middle and high schools, who believes that their power to hush restless students is much more important than it actually is. They hold their power to quiet people on command up on a pedestal, for it is the only power that they possess. Rule enforcement is their primary goal, above education.

That librarian gave me a detention for asking my friend if I could borrow a pencil, she must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

by Kittlizzpizz June 27, 2010

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librarians are hiding something

Stephen Colbert just said it.

Stephen Colbert told me librarians are hiding something.

by Oops Pow March 27, 2007

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avant-garde librarian

The niche fashion trend associated with mid-career and established curators

A: Can you believe I got this jacket at the COS spring sale?
B: I love it. It complements your avant-garde librarian look.

by freeze_magazine March 11, 2023


The Brown Eyed Librarian

When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....

I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh

by Daytona Dirty Al June 24, 2019


Rio Mesa Librarians

2 librarians that use altris to watch all you while you look up porn on the comps but shut you down while you play counter strike

those Rio Mesa Librarians shut me down but hes looking atporn

by Rio Mesa juner May 5, 2003

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