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white liquid is just cum. Everything thats white and liquidy is gonna be cum.
Jake:hey dude do you know where the milk is?
Henry: Yea its in the fridge
Jake:It kinda tastes a bit salty...
Henry:oh yea thats the um "white liquid"
Dude! It's chicken broth!!!
Person 1: Today i had me some liquid chicken!!
Person 2: No you had canned soup dumb ass.
Person 1: Yeah! Liquid Chicken!!!
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Liquid Blunt was coined by comedian and actor, Eddie Griffin on his 1 Hour Comedy Special, "You Can Tell Em I Said it" in 2014. When people ask what he drinks on stage he says it's Liquid Blunt aka Veuve Clicquot Champagne. Because you don't go up and you don't go down, you just maintain. In fact if you google "Liquid Blunt" only two items pop up; Eddie Griffin and Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
What you drankin' on? That Liquid Blunt!
If Police pull you over and ask if you have any weed in the car, take a sip of that Liquid Blunt and say "Nope"
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This place is like a sex shop. You go in expecting to go in there not really expecting to buy anything but for a laugh or two because some of the stuff is ridiculous. But the longer you stay, you get the urge to buy something. You go to one item, and then to another, and then another. Before you know it you interested in every damn sex toy in that store, because you say "Hey, this stuff will make me not emo anymore". You buy one, go home, and never felt better. You go back, and buy more and more. You go there so much you end up being sucked in it's attractive and manipulative environment. You will never leave again....ever
Liquid Lurker is the best site on earth, when it's alive!
Kcube has the dildo
Placebo likes the buttplug
DC likes the vibrator
BDZ likes to double head dildo with MessyMurder
EnormousAxie likes to smoke cigarette in the corner and watch it all
Jerome is a cool motha fuzza and likes to coordinate everything and film it
Sunsha and cute little Peachy there like to trib with eachother
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A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
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GZA's 2nd LP, often considered by many to be the best Hip-Hop album by any member of the Wu; even better than 36 chambers. Therefore making it the best Hip-Hop album ever.
Track List:
1. Liquid Swords
2. Duel Of The Iron Mic
3. Living In The World Today
4. Gold
5. Cold World
6. Labels
7. 4th Chamber
8. Shadowboxin'
9. Hell's Wind Staff/Killah Hills 10304
10. Investigative Reports
11. Swordsman
12. I Gotcha Back
13. B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)
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When you have a crook guts and your shit turns to liquid and burns your ring on the way out.
guy #1 - Dude, last night i had chilli con carne.
guy #2 - hey that sounds alright
guy #1 - nah man, my gut is killing me, it's a liquid satan. when i got up this morning i sneezed and im still cleaning shit off the walls.
Guy #2 - no way
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