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The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.
Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.
a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence
“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”
Based off of an inside joke from a video MiniLadd posted.
By refering to "The Machine Gun", they are referring to a Youtube adult streamer who sold her socks for coins to buy a "Machine Gun" which is a quick moving sex machine.
Black Card: Word to the wise, never put ______in your vagina.
White Card Placed by 'mininumber1' : The Machine Gun
THE INSIDE JOKE TO RULE ALL!! - Cards Against Humanity- MiniLadd (7:27)
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A very expensive, electronic dildo. Some may have to sell their socks in order to afford it.
Hi, I'm Billy Mays here to introduce you to The Machine Gun! But wait, there's more! Order one right now and get a free pair of socks!
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A man that gets a lot of ladies.
John gets all the women. He is a bush machine.
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One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.
Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building
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the best fkn band ever. go listen to wlfgrl right now you little bitch
if u listen to machine girl u can have aux any day🥵
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