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British comedy writer who co-wrote sitcoms such as The Office and Extras with Ricky Gervais. A great idol to many young and aspiring comedy writers. Has also won many awards and is recognised in the US.
Also known as the Oggmonster..
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A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.
"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"
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A person whose sole basis of winning is dependent on their superior internet connection. Lacking any real skill in the game, simply relying on Ethernet connection to win.
Wow I can’t take Chauncey’s wall ever! He really is a ping merchant!
Wow Chauncey has no shot delay, another example of his ping mercantilism!
A quarterback that has a tendency to only hand out checkdown throws (quick, short passes to open receivers). Good defining characteristics are typically either averaging less than ten yards per completed pass, or 3-6 air yards per attempt.
Friend 1: Your quarterback sucks! He's only dishing out throws to the flats!
Friend 2: Yeah, I hate to say it but he's a checkdown merchant.
The undeterredcultists, following the lectures of the deity called "SsethTzeentach". It will grow by time and ruin the world economy by donating every bit of money to their divine lord.
A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild...
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(verb) - when ronaldo scores goals in 2021 for manchester united
Noah: Look, Penchester United is losing to young boys, 2-1.
Liam: Well, yooo can bet that Tapinaldo probably put that lone goal home; the tap in merchant strikes again!
Noah: OOOpahhh!
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A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.
Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!
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