missionary girl

A girl, virgin or non virgin, who would only have intercourse in the missionary sex position.

It sucks that Emily is a missionary girl, there's really no having fun with that if your expecting anything more than just being on top.

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Vegan Missionary

Vegans who believe that they're better than all other people. Vegans like this usually criticize others for not being vegan, and bring up veganism in every conversation they have, as if veganism is a religion. The worst ones might also force their pets to go vegan as well.

Guy: How's your dog doing? Last time I saw him, he looked unhealthily skinny!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!

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Mr. Missionary

A guy who is very narrowminded when it comes to sex-positions and/or unatural sexual tendencies. Mr. Missonary will despice all positions except the missonary position, and will have a hard time dealing with people talking about other positions or talking abouth their love towards, oh lets say horses.

Example 1:

Dude: "Oh man I'm so gonna watch some horse-pr0n tonight!"

Guy: "I fucking hate you now - alot!"

Dude "Oh chill Mr. Missionary"

Example 2:

Chick: "David totally skullfucked me last night - he's so thrilled about me getting that glasseye"

Dude: "That's so fucking wrong - I fucking hate you evil bitch!"

Chick: "Whatever you say Mr. Missionary..."

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missionary choke

Your standard sex position but with a awsome kung fu choke grip around your partners neck.

Missionary Choke is a way of life

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Mac missionary

Someone who proselytizes to their friends and colleagues--PC users--about the virtues of using a Mac

"Oh that Aline, she's such a Mac missionary. She's gotten me and two other colleagues to buy Mac Books in the past month. And you know what? They are better!"

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missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.

Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.

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missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

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