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When a female and a male are having sexual intercourse and the male realizes that the female had forgot to wipe after taking a crap.
Guys, i was pounding Dana last night and when I bent her over the bed to finish her off right i noticed she had a nasty Spanish Mudflap.
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A long, thick and voluminous mullet, found on the beautiful redneck of Mississippi. I liken it to a lion's mane, only much prettier when observed in it's natural habitat.
That is the prettiest blond Mississippi Mudflap I've ever seen!
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When you pass a wet fart on someones tongue as they are licking your anus.
I had mexican food last night and I accidently gave Mindy a dirty mudflap.
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When have to wipe your balls, after taking a shit.
ken dropped his watch in the toliet, while performing a "Memphis Mudflap," on his male sex slave.
When you kindly give your lady friend a handful of jolly-ranchers to suck on then you proceed to dip your balls in her mouth. Then you bend her over and give it to her doggystyle.
"your balls taste like watermelon now bend me over and give me a sticky mudflap"
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Post female defecation, her sexual partner sticks his erect falus betwixt her unwiped butt cheeks, but not into her orphus, and thrusts vigorously.
Coleman could not get the stank off his dick after Alice gave him a greasy mexican mudflap.
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