plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

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taint-painter

The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.

Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."

Dave: "That's awesome."

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Painter's Palette

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.

Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?

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Painters Period

Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.

It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.

By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.

In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.

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Piss Painters

Someone that gives you a coat of piss especialy to kids named obby, robby and anyone thats named with an obby on the end as Dane Cook would put it

"Like he woke up in the morning and said, BRING ON THE PISS!" and someone did bring on t he piss. YOu can pretty much hire anyone off google these days. Just search piss painters or something." - Dane Cook

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shit painter

one who uses feces as a medium to paint walls, toilets, mirrors, etc. also know as shit painting.

Sarge was the most creative shit painter I've ever seen! I stopped at the Seven-Eleven to drop and duece and a shit painter had just painted the whole joint.

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finger painter

a lesbian who masterbates with her partner while on her period.. then smears blood all over herself and her partner sometimes making pictures..hence the name..

chelsea is a finger painter when aunt flow visits becky

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