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Powder pecker

another term for coke enduced floppy cock.

Shit man, I couldn't bone her last night because I had powder pecker.

by LegendaryPKer November 24, 2014


Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009


Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by andy1 March 4, 2009

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homewrecker pecker

A large penis.

Juan had such a big homewrecker pecker, that ladies left other men for for him.

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

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pecker berries

abnormal growths on ones junk aka genital warts

dude ethan totally got pecker berries from that chick in branford

by qazxdr56 April 13, 2010


Pecker Heater

1) A Vagina

2) A term used to call an individual a Vagina

Quit being such a pecker heater.

by ZBERG May 22, 2014


Pecker Pudding

Same as sperm, seamen, cock snot, snake spit, worm slime, baby batter, pearl drops, boner barf and tonsil white wash.

Man, she choked it so hard she got a face full of pecker pudding.

by Roamer of Rooms June 20, 2010