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A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.
Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.
Example 2. Sams neighbour's car is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. On e night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
Some little fuck has done "a phantom" in my work boots that I left at the front door!
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Phantoming is when you and another person, usually the ugly girl/guy at the party, end up sneaking off to have sex due to shame or other reasons. Usually done in an adjacent room, sneakily. No one must know about this at the time being. No one.
Remember that girl with the fat ass at the party last night? Ya, we went out Phantoming.
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When you are fucking and cannot cum so you fake an orgasm. Made famous by Teflon Thompson.
I was so drunk I just pulled a phantom.
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false; has never happened; bogus; wrong; incorrect; not right
"That shit's phantom!"
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a girl with no ass wearing tight-fitting clothing to give the illusion of booty
me: 'damn that girl's got ass yo!'
baz: 'nah man, i'm gonna call that out as phantom! it looks like booty cos she's wearing a tight skirt but that shits gonna disappear in a pair of jeans yo!'
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A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
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Is Kathleen's.
Girl #1: "Let's go talk to Phantom of the Megaplex."
Girl #2: "No no, he's Kathleen's."
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