finger pleaser

The beauty and joy of a great metal guitar solo

That solo was a real finger pleaser!

mom pleaser

A person who is a MILF lover and sexually pleases those MILFS. Alt. Someone who’s a good boy or girl that their mom loves.

John loves a real mom pleaser with all those MILFs he takes home.

homeboy pleaser

A friend of your boyfriend who wrecks you relationship

Your a homeboy pleaser we hate those

skeezer pleaser

1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy

1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.

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Beaver Pleaser

The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.

You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).

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woman pleaser

a man that brings joy into the heart of a woman without putting a fire into her bottom.

She gets laid by someone else but loves to hear from John the woman pleaser.

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crowd pleaser

eating out a females crochal region

person A: i was with that girl last night
person B: did u give her the f'in crowd pleaser or what?
person A: oh fo sho!!! she loved it....immaculate

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